There’s no heat in my kitchen
And my pipes are frozen too
Sitting north of the border
With these Canadian winter blues

Wind chill’s minus 30
Must be minus 40 in here
I’ve got icicles in my coffee
There’s a narwhal sitting in my chair

I got my truck stuck in Tuktoyaktuk
I lost left my left boot but found a mukluk
I lost my tuque down on Portage and Main
I’ll stay inside until it’s summer again

Snowplow filled my driveway
There’s a mountain in my yard
Snow just keeps falling
I can’t even see my car

I’ve been dreaming about summer
As I try to start my Skidoo
Sitting north of the border
With these Canadian winter blues

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